V: oh my lord, this sewing stuff it's very hard to do.
Statue: you just think it is Son!
V: what?!! Who's talking to me?
Statue: over here, behind you.
V: really? you could read my thoughts?
Statue: I could read anyone thoughts, Son!
V: please teach me the mind reading skill, especially on women?
Statue: they are very interesting creatures.
V: so are you going to teach me?
Statue: nope! anyone but them!
V: Why not?
Statue: if I do know, than I wouldn't be sitting here alone, would I? Try not to read but understand them. That's it.
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